tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88865001721053902462011-07-30T23:50:40.822-07:00JKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06427349651781301197noreply@blogger.comBlogger401100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886500172105390246.post-71610507030884921212011-05-10T23:42:00.000-07:002011-05-10T23:51:10.706-07:00Arnie 'The Governator' Schwazer-all-the-niggers separates from wife Maria 'Shrivels his balls' Shriver after 25 years of marriage...<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Can't say I blame her tho'...(see below)</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>1. The about-to-be married look (oh, ...what a body, what biceps, what a waist, what a cock...)</div><div><br /></div><div><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7YOJET8c8qw/Tcow40yB3GI/AAAAAAAAAag/g5-Hn0uLlnc/s400/arnold-schwarzenegger-clothless-playgirl2.jpg" /></div><div><br /></div><div>2. The after-25-years-of-marriage look (oh, ...what a...never mind...)</div><div><br /></div><div><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-9n41wmHR4p4/TcoxXUt8ItI/AAAAAAAAAao/XMdsLLCI8VQ/s400/Arnie1_384x487_670583a.jpg" /></div><div><br /></div><div> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886500172105390246-7161050703088492121?l=johorkia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06427349651781301197noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886500172105390246.post-4721129801932869022011-04-27T16:16:00.000-07:002011-04-27T18:03:55.760-07:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-4EisFy9cC3g/Tbi8zepZUWI/AAAAAAAAAaY/MdH60JeHZ8w/s1600/article-1053428-004EBEED00000258-599_233x423.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 220px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-4EisFy9cC3g/Tbi8zepZUWI/AAAAAAAAAaY/MdH60JeHZ8w/s400/article-1053428-004EBEED00000258-599_233x423.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5600433729221251426" /></a><br /><br /><div>Was thinking about it a couple of days back...it's really not that hard to go about being a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mills_%26_Boon">Mills &amp; Boon</a> writer or serial killer (except the real killing of course - but lets not go there)...but to think like one (a Mills &amp; Boon writer that is), kinda easy...they probably ramble on like this everyday -<br /><div><div><br /></div><div><b>The perfect eyes (and forehead)...</b></div><div><b><br /></b></div><div><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-K9Rx72q9JRQ/Tbi4mwK-06I/AAAAAAAAAZw/PWh5TKSnVxM/s400/Picture4.jpg" /></div><div><br /></div><div>How I forlornly wish I can see her eyes when I'm making love to her...does she clench them shut or have them wide open when I caress her most intimate of places? Or when she comes? Does she then go all cross eyed? Or misty eyed? Damnation...I've gots to have her....(shivers)</div><div><br /></div><div>And her forehead...sweaty and glistening? Damnation....I've gots to have her...(shiver gets worse)...</div><div><b><br /></b></div><div><b>The perfect nose </b></div><div><b><br /></b></div><div><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-gaVXspgxsn4/Tbi5ZjyjEiI/AAAAAAAAAZ4/7f8VeGahAPQ/s400/Picture5.jpg" /></div><div><br /></div><div>Nostrils flaring when I push myself into her? How? How? How??? Tip of her nose flicking against my chest when i'm steadying myself above her????? ..(hand starts to shake..)...I'm sorry mother...Damnation....</div><div><br /></div><div><b>The perfect lips </b></div><div><b><br /></b></div><div><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-tUYEIJrB2l0/Tbi6Cgj8erI/AAAAAAAAAaA/vUxZ8XDL8-A/s400/Picture6.jpg" /></div><div><br /></div><div>Ahh...the lips....clasping themselves over my hardness.....brushing against my neck like a fluttering butterfly....tongue flicking in and out moistening her lips as they prepare to suck on my erect nipples...I'm almost cumming....(shakes &amp; wriggles)...</div><div><br /></div><div><b>The perfect neck</b></div><div><b><br /></b></div><div><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-bXGPMshnDDA/Tbi6s9j3S4I/AAAAAAAAAaI/suta6uIBQS0/s400/Picture7.jpg" /></div><div><br /></div><div>Oh how it arches when I nibble on her ear lobes....veins pulsating with the intensity of long forgotten lust and lost love. And that little and most subtle of tattoo running down the nape in the shape of my hardness....which only I know exists there....(sweat drips)...</div><div><br /></div><div><b>The perfect breasts...</b></div><div><br /></div><div><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-unml7A9B0A0/Tbi7LX8nDII/AAAAAAAAAaQ/kMbAOMuKHxA/s400/saggy_tits.jpg" /></div><div><br /></div><div>wdq;dj;ed;jfd;f;jjjrknneknl de2enf3fn 32f;3ff[ 4gg (...can't type anymore....hands shaking too badly)...aaaarrrhhhh I'm cumming ----!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</div><div><br /></div><div>Shiiaates...I got to go for meeting liao...</div><div><br /></div><div>See, what did i tell ya ...easy right?</div><div><br /></div><div>Anyways, this is 'To be continued...'</div><div><br /></div><div>Stay tuned...</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886500172105390246-472112980193286902?l=johorkia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06427349651781301197noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886500172105390246.post-71267156564088648532011-04-27T15:43:00.000-07:002011-04-27T15:44:54.804-07:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Zgb8RBzlpFs/TbicTWoN8sI/AAAAAAAAAZg/LWvQwuMb5PA/s1600/Picture1.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 355px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Zgb8RBzlpFs/TbicTWoN8sI/AAAAAAAAAZg/LWvQwuMb5PA/s400/Picture1.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5600397992940925634" /></a><br /><br /><div>Those of you who are my colleagues, guess who this is?<div><br /></div><div><br /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886500172105390246-7126715656408864853?l=johorkia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06427349651781301197noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886500172105390246.post-41600262478529657242011-04-26T03:21:00.000-07:002011-04-26T03:22:59.485-07:00Pure genius at work...<div><br /><div><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xgAspQsEgzM/Tbac8MyF6cI/AAAAAAAAAZY/h8dGbH2ScMY/s400/TheXpuppy.jpg" /></div><div><br /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886500172105390246-4160026247852965724?l=johorkia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06427349651781301197noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886500172105390246.post-938676069332845782011-04-22T03:30:00.000-07:002011-04-22T03:32:54.504-07:00Kate, I know you've never seen him like this before, what with all the pressure and him not being able to get it up...hope I didn't spoil the surprise...ta!<div><br /></div><div><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Dw1L-XkmcrQ/TbFZLTjk3mI/AAAAAAAAAZE/8ignwQIy7_8/s400/williamnude.jpg" /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886500172105390246-93867606933284578?l=johorkia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06427349651781301197noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886500172105390246.post-32744289554173502552011-04-21T17:04:00.000-07:002011-04-21T18:13:57.078-07:00<div><br /></div>Ok people -....I recently had ppl tell me their children are totally taken/mesmerized/hypnotized by those dastardly Disney animated movies (Snow White, Cinderella etc etc) and that they (the children, depending if they're boys or girls) think there really are fairy godmothers, princesses, princes etc etc etc...<br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>I said what's wrong with that? 'Cos it's always good to have an alternate world to escape to once in a while....<a href="http://www.slutload.com/">I do too</a>...However, I do agree with them (the parents) that it can sometimes get a tad unrealistic. So to put things into perspective, we need to let the child (or children) know that at times things do get hardcore (scroll down - I've chosen 3 all time Disney favourites to illustrate said point) - </div><div><br /></div><div><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-s8fQIbJiN_E/TbDH1zryGsI/AAAAAAAAAYU/KWvcDEsNO4k/s400/Beauty%2Band%2Bthe%2BBeast.jpg" /><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-4JLLbOuSn08/TbDHtvafGKI/AAAAAAAAAYM/8VSymWWMmck/s400/porn-sex-cartoon-3.jpg" /></div><div><br /></div><div>Belle &amp; The Beast has gots to do it sometime right? All that singing has gots to lead to something right? And who are we kidding - he is after all, a beast...now next - </div><div><br /></div><div><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-eyUmq_hlnCc/TbDJwdT4_KI/AAAAAAAAAYc/DpQ_uPd_u-U/s400/littlemermaid.jpg" /><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-i7fiT9Ow0yQ/TbDKYuo3vfI/AAAAAAAAAYs/8yeClneoExc/s400/little-mermaid-porn.jpg" /></div><div><br /></div><div>OK, the pic on the right is kinda sick - 'cos that's Ariel's father doing it...I just wanted to illustrate the point that hey, after so many years of not having a pussy ('cos she's a mermaid mah...), once she gets one (a pussy), of course gots to get hardcore la, right&gt;?...now next - </div><div><br /></div><div><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-XIen3W49azQ/TbDLqP-xkfI/AAAAAAAAAY0/aYu_BX5fBVw/s400/1291838123241tangled.jpeg" /><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-2RFbBqJ4xdo/TbDL0qLA32I/AAAAAAAAAY8/zra682IRnPo/s400/rapunzel_from_tangled.jpg" /></div><div><br /></div><div>Rapunzel's never had contact with any men for 18 years...I rest my (and everybody else's) case. I'm not going to bring up the horse tho'...this is after all a family-friendly movie...</div><div><br /></div><div>So parents out there - have a ponder about this...it's not all bad. Don't think you need to show this blog post to your children (unless you really want to), just kinda let them know the world is hardcore at the best of times and that not all fairygodmothers are virgins (that's why they are mothers la)...</div><div><br /></div><div>Signing off for today guys &amp; gals...Cheerios!!!</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886500172105390246-3274428955417350255?l=johorkia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06427349651781301197noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886500172105390246.post-79212570922255945722011-04-21T04:03:00.000-07:002011-04-21T04:13:32.850-07:00<div><br /></div><a href="http://www.google.com.my/search?rlz=1C1RNPN_enMY422MY422&amp;sourceid=chrome&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;q=if+interactive">IF Interactive</a> finally makes it into WIKIPEDIA !!!!!!!!!! Click on pics for clearer view...<div><br /><div><br /></div><div><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-AcpVdd9qfLI/TbAQo8vz8PI/AAAAAAAAAX8/BoOSSpZrVjA/s400/Picture2.jpg" /><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-mxCpvSeeQ0w/TbAQ7QT7I_I/AAAAAAAAAYE/NgUWPjMwO8M/s400/Picture3.jpg" /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886500172105390246-7921257092225594572?l=johorkia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06427349651781301197noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886500172105390246.post-17353851152423897662011-04-20T18:26:00.000-07:002011-04-20T18:27:49.649-07:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-M145bap7Xwk/Ta-IBJhLnkI/AAAAAAAAAX0/PadzTApfpCk/s1600/Picture1.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 173px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-M145bap7Xwk/Ta-IBJhLnkI/AAAAAAAAAX0/PadzTApfpCk/s400/Picture1.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5597842415161155138" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886500172105390246-1735385115242389766?l=johorkia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06427349651781301197noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886500172105390246.post-28874160570750839432011-04-20T16:22:00.000-07:002011-04-20T16:38:58.906-07:00Before anything else, here's to you guys who complained about this blog...<div><br /><div><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-jQdkOJGtBOg/Ta9rGK0I51I/AAAAAAAAAXs/aLohniboWN4/s400/baby-with-middle-finger.jpg" /></div><div><br /></div><div>Go get a life or do whatever you guys do on a Sunday...things you can probably do besides complaining about other ppl's blogs - </div><div><br /></div><div><ul><li>Moonwalk</li><li>Do the opposite of moonwalk </li><li><a href="http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/nri/other-news/Malaysian-Indian-walks-44-km-backward-to-create-record/articleshow/8036847.cms">Walk backwards </a> (this is some stupid shit)</li><li>Walk forwards</li><li>Wear a wig</li><li>Take off wig</li><li>Wear a disguise</li><li>Remove disguise</li><li>Take off clothes</li><li>Put them on again</li><li>Take picture on digital cam</li><li>Delete picture from digital cam</li><li>Watch Star Wars 1</li><li>Watch Star Wars 2</li><li>Watch Star Wars 3</li><li>Watch Star Wars 2 again</li><li>Watch Star Wars 1 again</li><li>Alternate the above order with 'LOTR'</li><li>By which time u forgot Star Wars 3, so watch Star Wars 3 again</li></ul>and the list goes on and on...</div><div><br /></div><div>See...there are thousand and one things u can do so STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT OTHER PPL'S BLOGS, ESPECIALLY MINE STUPID !!!!!!!!!!</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886500172105390246-2887416057075083943?l=johorkia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06427349651781301197noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886500172105390246.post-49458558897378608922011-04-19T20:51:00.000-07:002011-04-19T21:16:32.317-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>I'd like my cha bohs to be tasty,<div>But no not someone named Daisy,</div><div>'Cos I hate that name more than Nancy,</div><div>Would be best if she is also nasty...</div><div><br /></div><div>Nasty in bed, sexy in panties,</div><div>Would also be great if she has nice titties,</div><div>We will make love in romantic cities,</div><div>When we cum, we'll both scream 'All rightie!!!'</div><div><br /></div><div>So come one, come all, we'll have a ball,</div><div>Auditions to be my cha boh is open to all,</div><div>Added advantage if you are also tall,</div><div>Then straight away in bed we'll fall!!!</div><div><br /></div><div>LETS FUCK!!!</div><div><br /></div><div>Snapshot of my auditions (so come prepared with minimal clothing)...</div><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-z3sClYMd0kk/Ta5dvZMzziI/AAAAAAAAAXc/4-yLOWtGEQQ/s400/b30v4h0f.jpg" /></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886500172105390246-4945855889737860892?l=johorkia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06427349651781301197noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886500172105390246.post-83548668285172920492011-04-19T04:39:00.000-07:002011-04-19T04:48:26.222-07:00It's completely justifiable liao...found a pic for all you ham saps to show ur wives!!! Next time kena scolded for checking out neighbour's ass, show them this - David Beckham also do, i'm just a mere mortal, how to resist leh?<br /><br />Pls use sparingly...<br /><br /><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7F0Vi2MilVk/Ta12JdLKPoI/AAAAAAAAAXU/4HCL8medG_A/s1600/we-all-do-it07.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 283px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7F0Vi2MilVk/Ta12JdLKPoI/AAAAAAAAAXU/4HCL8medG_A/s400/we-all-do-it07.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5597259816713731714" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886500172105390246-8354866828517292049?l=johorkia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06427349651781301197noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886500172105390246.post-72310499999546939762011-04-19T01:06:00.001-07:002011-04-20T15:25:16.353-07:00<iframe width="480" height="295" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/JYl5RcKKNoM?fs=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe><div><br /></div><div>He is basically telling his wife 'Eh, not only Edison knows how to speak England OK...'</div><div><br /></div><div>Now a pix of his wife for everyone's viewing pleasure...hmmm...no prizes for guessing whose kuku chiau that is...</div><div><br /></div><div>(Sorry guys!!! Had to remove the pix...got complaints from fellow bloggers...)</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886500172105390246-7231049999954693976?l=johorkia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06427349651781301197noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886500172105390246.post-89333554749187974812011-04-17T18:15:00.000-07:002011-04-17T18:28:58.816-07:00<iframe width="480" height="295" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/8mbLLHxr0ng?fs=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe><div><br /></div><div>This is some crazy shit that happened around Section 16. Some ways to counter acts of terror such as these - </div><div><br /></div><div><ul><li>Alway put a bag of shit on your seat. Hope robbers' won't notice what they grabbed till much later.</li><li>Wind down windows at all times (less repair cost) plus you don't have to keep smelling the bag of shit.</li><li>Put children/friends/family/handbags/phones etc etc in boot of car so they won't get hurt and also won't need to smell the shit</li><li>Ride motorbikes...bag of shit hanging from handle optional.</li><li>Dun go Section 16 anymore. Bringing bag of shit anywhere else optional.</li></ul><div>You can also view video here...</div></div><div><br /></div><div><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mbLLHxr0ng">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mbLLHxr0ng</a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886500172105390246-8933355474918797481?l=johorkia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06427349651781301197noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886500172105390246.post-56019682410336455322011-04-15T06:21:00.000-07:002011-04-20T15:25:57.521-07:00(Hmm...got to also remove pix...kena complain liao)...<br /><div><div><div><br /></div><div>This is some sick shit...wonder how the Octopus feels...notice how he is trying to keep his tentacles outside - imagine your own nostrils filled with shit...</div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886500172105390246-5601968241033645532?l=johorkia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06427349651781301197noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886500172105390246.post-67792016380362775602011-04-14T17:05:00.000-07:002011-04-14T17:58:19.529-07:00<div>Yo yo yo checkit - </div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>For all hardcore (or semi hardcore) TVB fans, Raymond Lam is no stranger...well, guess again! Our friend is actually a closet playa of the highest order...<div><br /></div><div>I say guess again for the benefit of aunties who actually believe he is the cuddly, wholesome, never-shows-his-barangs-to-anyone-except-Linda Chung dude they all want their daughters to date (and of course if the chance comes along, fuck him themselves - as in the aunties)...<div><br /></div><div>So our friend is embroiled in some lame-ass 'bed photos' and boo-hooing (eyes brimming with tears konon) about it...What's there to cry about? It's quite obvious he's cover-lining. Have you guys seen who he boned? Scroll down for pics below...(he is comatosed for obvious reasons ...)..</div><div><br /></div><div>Have you cummed dy? For all other guys, their kuku chiaus will be crying, not their eyes...</div><div><br /></div><div>It's always the case - when the dude dates some smoking hot cha-boh in TVB series, no problemo...but when he does it in real life, everyone asks 'Oh my GOd oh my God, why why why? How can???' Why? Cos the dude is rich &amp; abit famous la...you think 'cos he drives a bread van like in <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px; "><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: initial;"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moonlight_Resonance">溏心風暴之家好月圓</a></span></span> ???</span></div><div><br /></div><div>...Anyways, guide to more-intelligent-reactions-when-your-bed-photos-are-released as below - </div><div><br /></div><div><ul><li>Media laughing at you? Just give them a 'I know what colour her nipples are, you know meh?' look</li><li>Friends laughing at you? Just give them a 'I know what colour her nipples are, you know meh?' look</li><li>Father laughing at you? Just give father a 'I know what colour her nipples are, you know meh?' look</li><li>Grandfather laughing at you? Just give grandfather a 'I know what colour her nipples are, you know meh?' look</li><li>Mother laughing at you? Say to mother 'I release you &amp; father's photos'</li><li>Grandmother laughing at you? Say to grandmother 'I release you &amp; grandfather's photos'</li><li>Linda Chung laughing at u? Say 'I release our photos'</li><li>Ex-GFs laughing at you? Say 'I release our photos'</li><li>Bosco Wong laughing at you? Say 'I release our photos, then u know'.</li><li>Leon Lai laughing at you? Say 'I release you and Bosco's photos, then u know.'</li><li>Andy Lau laughing at you? Say 'I release you, Leon &amp; Bosco's photos, then u know'.</li></ul><div><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ffgUATmDjYI/TaeT6uX6GzI/AAAAAAAAAWs/IAacgKvPADk/s400/Mavis%2BPan%2BShuang%2BShuang%2BLeaked%2BBedroom%2BPhotos%2BWith%2BRaymond%2BLam%2Bwww.GutterUncensored.com%2B030.jpg" /><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-h9UUaFPg9Ks/TaeVN5C0PQI/AAAAAAAAAW0/OM_H1Zj5zF8/s400/Mavis%2BPan%2BShuang%2BShuang%2BLeaked%2BBedroom%2BPhotos%2BWith%2BRaymond%2BLam%2Bwww.GutterUncensored.com%2B005.jpg" /></div></div><div><br /></div><div>Anyways, for more on the story, click here</div><div><br /></div><div>- <a href="http://gutteruncensorednewsb.blogspot.com/2011/04/mavis-pan-shuang-shuang-leaked-bedroom.html">http://gutteruncensorednewsb.blogspot.com/2011/04/mavis-pan-shuang-shuang-leaked-bedroom.html</a></div><div><br /></div><div>Cheerios!!!</div><div><br /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886500172105390246-6779201638036277560?l=johorkia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06427349651781301197noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886500172105390246.post-55500101540079928542011-04-13T16:58:00.000-07:002011-04-20T15:26:26.106-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><b><br /></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><b>Man United vs Shalke 04</b></span></div><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">First leg 5 - 1 (to Man United home)</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ra%C3%BAl_Gonz%C3%A1lez">Raul</a> sent off, will miss 4 games for tickling Edwin Van Der Saar's <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nipples">nipples</a> (and pinching own nips) after scoring Shalke's only goal.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wayne_rooney">Wayne Rooney</a> named Man of the Match for screaming 'I FUCKED <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kate_Middleton">KATE MIDDLETON</a>!' into camera after scoring his one goal. </div><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Man United goals -<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>Raul (1st minute, own goal)</div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>Raul (5th minute, own goal)</div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>Raul (9th minute, own goal)</div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>Raul (20th minute, own goal)</div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>Wayne Rooney (52nd minute)</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Shalke 04 goals -<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>Raul (21st minute)</div><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Second leg 0 - 4 (to Man United away)</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Uneventful except for brief half-time altercation between Sir Alex Ferguson and Wayne Rooney after the former reminded him that he (Sir Alex) actually fucked Kate Middleton first and that he (Wayne) should stop showing off. And that if Wayne needed to scream after scoring, he should say something like 'I FUCKED <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheryl_Cole">CHERYL</a> BEFORE YOU, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashley_Cole">ASHLEY</a>!!!'..or some stupid shit like that...</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Man United goals -<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>Patrice Vera (1st minute)</div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrice_Evra">Patrice Vera</a> (3rd minute)</div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>Patrice Vera (4th minute)</div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>Patrice Vera (6th minute)</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span">Man United goes thru to finals on 9 - 1 aggregate </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span">(meeting either Barcelona or Real Madrid)</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Stay tuned for more predictions, Barca vs Real next...</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886500172105390246-5550010154007992854?l=johorkia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06427349651781301197noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886500172105390246.post-11512569866140100192011-04-12T23:06:00.000-07:002011-04-12T23:09:26.689-07:00IT'S STILL CLIMBING, THAT'S WHAT IT IS~~!!!<div><br /><div><br /><div><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ar0DJuIjnVU/TaU9rpoZhwI/AAAAAAAAAWM/KqjgC2HJh1Y/s400/Picture1.jpg" /></div><div><br /></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886500172105390246-1151256986614010019?l=johorkia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06427349651781301197noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886500172105390246.post-51084373328599206022011-04-12T22:36:00.000-07:002011-04-12T22:42:53.855-07:00"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind."<div><br /></div><div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" >Mohandas 'wrinkly balls' Gandhi</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" >Again - pure genius at work, even with wrinkly balls...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" >Look at his picture - doesn't he look like a genius with wrinkly balls?</span></div><div><br /></div><div><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mCJyLSR2i8A/TaU3nbefmbI/AAAAAAAAAWE/D9F1Cq5ZAB0/s400/gandhi_1942.jpg" /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886500172105390246-5108437332859920602?l=johorkia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06427349651781301197noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886500172105390246.post-11386425771604194132011-04-12T18:15:00.000-07:002011-04-12T18:46:58.871-07:00WOW...our income tax department (LHDN) is one kick-ass government department wei...Gone are the days of the zombies, they are now of the following caliber - <div><br /><ul><li>Doberman-like alertness (can't think of anything else as alert as Dobermans, sorry...)</li><li>Ant-like hard-workers (for those who din know, LHDN opens Isnin - Jumaat dari 6:30am - 6:30pm)...so no excuses for those saying 'aiyah...no time to file la...got work la etc etc'...</li><li>No roti canai/prata hangover</li><li>No tudung-caused deafness</li><li>Can understand elementary England</li><li>Many Datuk Siti Nuhaliza/Amy Mastura-type officers (meaning hot)</li><li>One or two Daphne Iking-type officers (meaning extra hot)</li><li>Got photostat machine right round the corner - I photostated some borangs for RM2.40, gave them RM50 note, they didn't even blink or scold me like how Chinese photosat machine operators do (no small change meh&gt;??!!! Tiu!!!)...Just smiled and said 'Terima Kasih' to me...Now that's service...hmm...</li></ul>These are just some of the exemplary qualities I observed from my brief morning there today...</div><div><br /></div><div>As I always say, pure genius is at work here...in this case the genius being our Barisan!!! LHDN FTW!!! BN FTW!!!</div><div><br /></div><div>As true testimonial/testament to the above statement (and that I'm not fucking around), here's a pic of a Chinese family happily paying their cukai (told u i wasn't fucking around, now u scared right)...</div><div><br /></div><div> </div><div><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ez-R-cYlYco/TaT_4LNuZTI/AAAAAAAAAV0/zHosPhSs2sU/s400/LHDN%2Bmed.JPG" /></div><div><br /></div><div>SO GO PAY UR TAXES WITH A SMILE NOW!!! IT'S MORE THAN WORTH IT!!!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886500172105390246-1138642577160419413?l=johorkia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06427349651781301197noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886500172105390246.post-37470745520599777122011-04-12T18:06:00.000-07:002011-04-12T22:30:35.495-07:00Yo yo yo...check it...<br /><div><br /></div><div>Another legit comment from a loyalist on this <a href="http://johorkia.blogspot.com/2011/04/look-likes-1.html">post here</a> (comment below)...</div><div><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Z5nZAQ1sHTc/TaU049gQe0I/AAAAAAAAAV8/cF3VCYA7LpM/s400/Picture1.jpg" /></div><div>Dude, if u ever come back or read this, you know who you are - so which one u liking &amp; getting hard-ons/cumming over/wanking over? I show u the pics again la...</div><div><br /></div><div><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-U597eac4IT0/TaT4TclIrtI/AAAAAAAAAVc/bfl7mnlOKv8/s400/Picture2.jpg" /><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-vx2HjaN_q5E/TaT4bMJEKFI/AAAAAAAAAVk/tZvrklIZ2Rw/s400/Picture1.jpg" /></div><div><br /></div><div>So the one on top or the one below? </div><div><br /></div><div>Or u want to be on top of one and the other below you?? wakakakaakaaa!!!</div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886500172105390246-3747074552059977712?l=johorkia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06427349651781301197noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886500172105390246.post-90609629632271517422011-04-11T20:17:00.001-07:002011-04-11T21:34:07.536-07:00The cock chai...<div><br /></div><div><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-57SX7U646zQ/TaPWKV12pgI/AAAAAAAAAVE/1Nh1eM2yapg/s400/alex.jpg" /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886500172105390246-9060962963227151742?l=johorkia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06427349651781301197noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886500172105390246.post-86042350637204747052011-04-11T19:47:00.000-07:002011-04-11T23:19:37.382-07:00After days of being fooled (conned, misled, bluffed, lied to etc etc) by Google Analytics (and not being able to have erections) thinking that there were absolutely no visitors to JohorKia...the problem has now been rectified....<div><br /><div><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-unXiV5YdQ04/TaPu42i08BI/AAAAAAAAAVM/HkwIp9Y1SLA/s400/Picture1.jpg" /></div><div><br /><div>AND IT'S THANKS TO THIS AWESOME-POSSUM DUDE, OUR RESIDENT SEARCH ENGINE/MARKETING EXPERT:</div><div><br /></div><div><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-8yYYlAnMfgA/TaO_CBScR2I/AAAAAAAAAU0/tGnRc6KnOzw/s400/Picture1.jpg" /></div><div><br /></div></div></div><div>For that, i'm going to do this only once - this is his kick-ass site for those interested in proper blog content...ya right...</div><div><br /></div><div>- <a href="http://digitaldistillery.blogspot.com/">http://digitaldistillery.blogspot.com/</a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886500172105390246-8604235063720474705?l=johorkia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06427349651781301197noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886500172105390246.post-62555877267460186622011-04-11T18:23:00.000-07:002011-04-11T18:26:48.813-07:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-vV9fwXAXG8k/TaOqRRNEQlI/AAAAAAAAAUk/BJ4STysqOUg/s1600/Picture2.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 306px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-vV9fwXAXG8k/TaOqRRNEQlI/AAAAAAAAAUk/BJ4STysqOUg/s400/Picture2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5594502375776993874" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7RyQ3IFIKGk/TaOpukkxR7I/AAAAAAAAAUU/0_kpDmHzNZE/s1600/Picture1.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 249px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7RyQ3IFIKGk/TaOpukkxR7I/AAAAAAAAAUU/0_kpDmHzNZE/s400/Picture1.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5594501779681265586" /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; ">Uncanny.</span><br /></a><p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p><div><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886500172105390246-6255587726746018662?l=johorkia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06427349651781301197noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886500172105390246.post-27233130163533395762011-04-11T17:06:00.000-07:002011-04-11T17:28:54.817-07:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-XXPAnYKwmB0/TaOanW1PK6I/AAAAAAAAAUM/Mgw3FvRZl-Y/s1600/internet-porn.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 393px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-XXPAnYKwmB0/TaOanW1PK6I/AAAAAAAAAUM/Mgw3FvRZl-Y/s400/internet-porn.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5594485163058736034" /></a><div><br /></div><div><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-XXPAnYKwmB0/TaOanW1PK6I/AAAAAAAAAUM/Mgw3FvRZl-Y/s1600/internet-porn.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"></a>You guys gots to read this piece of news (headline in red 'cos it's smoking hot) :<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-size: 32px; font-weight: bold; "><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-size: 32px; font-weight: bold; ">Indonesia anti-porn MP quits for watching porn</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-size: 32px; font-weight: bold; "><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span"><b>Mr Arifinto of the Islamic Prosperous Justice Party (PKS) was photographed looking at the images on Friday.</b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span"><i><b><br /></b></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span"><b>A member of parliament from an Islamic party which promoted anti-pornography legislation has resigned after being caught watching porn in parliament.</b></span></div><div><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><b>He said he had inadvertently opened an email link which led him to the images<i>.</i></b></span></p> <p><span class="Apple-style-span"><b>Pornography has become one of the testing grounds of conservative Islam's influence over politics in Indonesia.</b></span></p> <p><span class="Apple-style-span"><b>"For the recent developing media coverage, I apologise to all members of the party and parliament," Mr Arifinto - who goes by one name - told a news conference.</b></span></p> <p><span class="Apple-style-span"><b>"I will continue to work for my party. I'm also going to continue to better myself, by repentance, reading the Koran and asking for guidance." </b></span></p> <p><span class="Apple-style-span"><b>The BBC's Kate McGeown in Jakarta says the PKS was the driving force behind anti-pornography legislation, so that when one of its lawmakers was caught out, he was shown no mercy.</b></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><b>If it is proved that Mr Arifinto was indeed downloading a pornographic movie, as photography of his behaviour appears to show, he could find himself charged with a law of his own party's making.</b></span></p> <p><span class="Apple-style-span"><b>"PKS lawmakers are human. What happened to [Arifinto] could happen to anybody else," said the head of the party's Shariah Body, Surahman Hidayat.</b></span></p><p style="text-align: right;"><b>Source: bbc.co.uk</b></p></div><div>I think he shouldn't have to quit (or apologized) 'cos his inexperience in downloading 'the great stuff' just goes to show that he doesn't indulge much. Can be forgiven what...</div><div><br /></div><div>At least he din take out and touch his kuku chiau whilst downloading. Then he should really quit/apologize 'cos he is subjecting us to possibly have a look at his barang... </div><div><br /></div><div>Now <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic; ">that </span><span class="Apple-style-span">is NOT forgivable...</span></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886500172105390246-2723313016353339576?l=johorkia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06427349651781301197noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886500172105390246.post-6718816798441413882011-04-11T17:01:00.001-07:002011-04-11T17:03:07.020-07:00<div>Who's your daddy?</div><div><br /></div><a href="http://www.kancilawards.com/2008/non-publication-print/60-point-of-sale-gold-nike-flywire-if-interactive">http://www.kancilawards.com/2008/non-publication-print/60-point-of-sale-gold-nike-flywire-if-interactive</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886500172105390246-671881679844141388?l=johorkia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06427349651781301197noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886500172105390246.post-45957350375471448842011-04-11T16:53:00.001-07:002011-04-11T16:58:47.806-07:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Z3h4nrecMvY/TaOU2GGqqrI/AAAAAAAAAUE/6f1rLCsQDZI/s1600/Picture1.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 166px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Z3h4nrecMvY/TaOU2GGqqrI/AAAAAAAAAUE/6f1rLCsQDZI/s400/Picture1.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5594478819196709554" /></a><br /><div>Click on the pix. Look at date/time. Look at request.</div><div><br /></div><div>Wtf?</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886500172105390246-4595735037547144884?l=johorkia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06427349651781301197noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886500172105390246.post-17616073359604399362011-04-08T18:31:00.000-07:002011-04-08T18:49:10.459-07:00Women often wonder why men are so so so obsessed with breasts. Simple/elementary - which part of human anatomy besides breasts gives men so much room/space to exert their creativity? When it comes to breasts, men can...(take a deep deep breath)...<br /><br />squeeze them, knead them, rub them, massage them, bounce them, lick them, kiss them, bite them, pat (and pet) them, oil them, touch them, smell them, caress them, sniff them, cum on them, press them, tickle them, flick them, rest on them, swing them, jiggle them, weigh them, bury face (and sometime penis) in them, pour honey on them, pinch them, praise them (nice), talk to them, juggle them, cup them, measure them, look at them, admire them, love them, lust after them, <br /><br />hell, even modify them...<br /><br />(i think the point is made)<br /><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">When it comes to cocks, women can...<br /><br />suck them (full stop)<br /><br />(i think the point here is also made)</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886500172105390246-1761607335960439936?l=johorkia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06427349651781301197noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886500172105390246.post-49230589270549786082011-04-08T18:22:00.000-07:002011-04-08T18:28:10.142-07:00A certain anti-corruption agency should have the following installed in all their buildings...<br /><br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-FQNng_C2usE/TZ-1V5LJLNI/AAAAAAAAAT0/UEDRlROt0wM/s1600/Netztuch_01.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 256px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-FQNng_C2usE/TZ-1V5LJLNI/AAAAAAAAAT0/UEDRlROt0wM/s400/Netztuch_01.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5593388649946885330" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886500172105390246-4923058927054978608?l=johorkia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06427349651781301197noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886500172105390246.post-64034694925484881762011-04-08T18:06:00.000-07:002011-04-08T18:17:19.076-07:00I recently read that a certain religious GOOD BOOK (similar to a Bible but not quite, &amp; of a different belief/discipline) actually advocates monogamous marriages (the si beh boring 1 wife discipline), but men of this religion can still be polygamous (the si beh happenings can-have-up-to 4 wives discipline) if they can be fair/just to all of them (the 4 wives) at all times.<br /><br />This book then uses a clever maneuvering cover-line saying that it indeed encourages monogamy because it states that no man can be fair/just to all their 4 women.<br /><br />This is in turn another excellent maneuvering cover-line to hint (actually it's quite obvious) that the religion's divine being, a certain Prophet, is the only, only, only being who can be fair/just to all his cha bohs...<br /><br />This is where I need clarification (or in this case, enlightenment)...Give me a break la Prophet...how can you be fair and just to 4 different sets of tits and ass...so u have to squeeze all four sets every time issit? Hmm...maybe that's the general idea behind it...<br /><br /><br />Look at this picture below...can you (or any men with raging/pulsating hard-ons) be fair to all 4 at any time?<br /><br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-2bDF4nFufOQ/TZ-yudOzBFI/AAAAAAAAATs/qSe67xfeTEA/s1600/IMG_0027.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-2bDF4nFufOQ/TZ-yudOzBFI/AAAAAAAAATs/qSe67xfeTEA/s400/IMG_0027.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5593385773407863890" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />I sure as hell cannot balls...I'm already liking the 2nd one from the left more than the 2nd one from the right...or issit the other way round...damn! Maybe that's why I only have 1 wife (double damn)...<br /><br />Come on la, be fair can anot?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886500172105390246-6403469492548488176?l=johorkia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06427349651781301197noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886500172105390246.post-69534365899028391582011-04-08T04:00:00.000-07:002011-04-08T04:12:22.011-07:00Wow, 1st legit comment since JohorKia was revived...on this <a href="http://johorkia.blogspot.com/2011/04/i-love-ibrahim-ali-la.html">post</a> (check it)...<br /><br />As a token of my appreciation, I have decided to display comments to show my support towards freedom of speech &amp; <a href="http://www.megawank.com/picturepost/hot-gays/1847/">sexual preferences</a>. And a salute to geniuses at work, just like yours truly muahahaha...Ta...<br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-wS-cuTcX1fk/TZ7soux7loI/AAAAAAAAATk/iWIBGDqkOVk/s1600/Picture1.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 203px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-wS-cuTcX1fk/TZ7soux7loI/AAAAAAAAATk/iWIBGDqkOVk/s400/Picture1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5593167971737114242" border="0" /></a><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886500172105390246-6953436589902839158?l=johorkia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06427349651781301197noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886500172105390246.post-64516999545391050772011-04-07T22:34:00.001-07:002011-04-07T22:41:32.976-07:00Hey PM Najib, we need more of these <a href="http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/breaking-news/mp-explains-why-men-have-affairs/story-e6frf7jx-1226035609952">guys</a> in your cabinet la...<br /><br /><br />Plus who dares stand up against us Chinese deserves a Tunship.<br /><br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-eECkwFwQDbs/TZ6fsJ2ZGJI/AAAAAAAAATc/-dwzLEFV5jg/s1600/ibrahim%2Bali.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 282px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-eECkwFwQDbs/TZ6fsJ2ZGJI/AAAAAAAAATc/-dwzLEFV5jg/s400/ibrahim%2Bali.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5593083368147851410" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886500172105390246-6451699954539105077?l=johorkia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06427349651781301197noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886500172105390246.post-64825231225085235112011-04-07T17:45:00.000-07:002011-04-07T22:07:06.064-07:00"I still wonder if this book is readable. I am assured it is. But my doubts remain."<br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><br />Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad in his memoirs 'A Doctor in the House' (preface)<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Johorkia - This is pure genius at work...</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886500172105390246-6482523122508523511?l=johorkia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06427349651781301197noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886500172105390246.post-63953706107953441082011-04-07T17:35:00.000-07:002011-04-07T22:15:17.707-07:00Yo yo yo checkit,<br /><br /><br />Just so everyone knows, A Doctor in the House rocked my socks (and CKs) OFF! Tun M has done it again, once more is one up on LKY (Lee Kuan Yew, dastardly Singaporean who wrote The Singapore Story - yawn )...<br /><br /><br />Even the covers speak volumes...Tun M looking robust &amp; has all his marbles in place VS Singapore's alzheimer boy...Look below...<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1LnNqDs_a6w/TZ5aTid2-0I/AAAAAAAAATE/HLsnEVlASj4/s1600/doctor%2Bin%2Bthe%2Bhouse.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 340px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1LnNqDs_a6w/TZ5aTid2-0I/AAAAAAAAATE/HLsnEVlASj4/s400/doctor%2Bin%2Bthe%2Bhouse.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5593007078956792642" border="0" /></a><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-uC89O51xXzI/TZ5aXCAoIBI/AAAAAAAAATM/fPgyKuW0NGo/s1600/326981.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 272px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-uC89O51xXzI/TZ5aXCAoIBI/AAAAAAAAATM/fPgyKuW0NGo/s400/326981.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5593007138963726354" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886500172105390246-6395370610795344108?l=johorkia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06427349651781301197noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886500172105390246.post-2110043100328182792011-04-07T03:59:00.000-07:002011-04-07T22:07:55.530-07:00Lee Peng: Honey, I think my tits are full of water...<br /><br />Alex Chai: Why ah dear?<br /><br />Lee Peng: 'Cos my down there always gets wet when you squeeze them...<br /><br />Johor Kia: wakakakakakaka!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886500172105390246-211004310032818279?l=johorkia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06427349651781301197noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886500172105390246.post-67334283208372633942011-04-05T22:24:00.000-07:002011-04-07T22:08:38.942-07:00"If you can't be on time, be early..."<br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Cragen">Captain Don Cragen</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_%26_Order:_Special_Victims_Unit">Law &amp; Order (SVU)</a><br /><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886500172105390246-6733428320837263394?l=johorkia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06427349651781301197noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886500172105390246.post-10241982314329125842011-04-05T20:37:00.000-07:002011-04-20T15:27:56.827-07:00I suggest everyone go watch 'The Tourist' if you haven't already. Those critics saying it's louse are basically -<br /><br /><ul><li>Homos who aren't cumming just looking at Angelina Jolie's lips + tits</li><li>Dykes who can't feel Johnny Depp's beard tickling their clits</li></ul><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886500172105390246-1024198231432912584?l=johorkia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06427349651781301197noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886500172105390246.post-50200552088387224692011-04-04T22:58:00.000-07:002011-04-07T22:15:44.100-07:00Malaysia our country is beautiful, <div>But her leaders, i must say, seem like fools,</div><div>Have they ever, you ask, gone to school?</div><div>Yes, just to look at girls (or guys) and drool...</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886500172105390246-5020055208838722469?l=johorkia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06427349651781301197noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886500172105390246.post-70291061792364993112011-04-04T19:35:00.000-07:002011-04-04T19:40:57.479-07:00<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moro_Islamic_Liberation_Front">Title</a> says it all...HAHAHAHA!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886500172105390246-7029106179236499311?l=johorkia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06427349651781301197noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886500172105390246.post-62091259599393131552011-03-24T18:05:00.000-07:002011-03-24T18:44:57.006-07:00Well, my comeback again goes to show you can't keep a good man (or in this case, mind-boggling good posts) down...!!!<br /><br /><br />Now that I'm back, let's start with something nice &amp; mild - a re-introduction of the blog <img src="file:///C:/Users/sliew01/AppData/Local/Temp/moz-screenshot-2.png" alt="" />-<br /><br /><br />The following pics say it all -<br /><br /><img src="file:///C:/Users/sliew01/AppData/Local/Temp/moz-screenshot-1.png" alt="" /><img src="file:///C:/Users/sliew01/AppData/Local/Temp/moz-screenshot-3.png" alt="" /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jZ5QPWRu5uE/TYvsC_U3ZpI/AAAAAAAAARc/aKYVor9s5rY/s1600/c4OBWTrb8nt8pagwIjI4I4mYo1_400.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 281px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jZ5QPWRu5uE/TYvsC_U3ZpI/AAAAAAAAARc/aKYVor9s5rY/s400/c4OBWTrb8nt8pagwIjI4I4mYo1_400.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5587819298786076306" border="0" /></a>(For women, the posts will be as electrifying as snorting the bestest Grade A cocaine off a (need I illustrate more?) long smooth surface...)...Just take a moment to imagine the feeling - a snort of coke, followed by having the nicest cock u've ever seen...wow, wish I could be a woman reading my blog posts...damn!...I can't guarantee cumming or creaming ur Victoria Secrets, but it's gonna be something real close...So BE WARNED! Read with panties on at own risk...<br /><br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-SWP0EIPMAFo/TYvtV1Vvg6I/AAAAAAAAARk/Y1tBjZxoNJ0/s1600/images.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 295px; height: 171px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-SWP0EIPMAFo/TYvtV1Vvg6I/AAAAAAAAARk/Y1tBjZxoNJ0/s400/images.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5587820722034541474" border="0" /></a>(For men, the posts are gonna make u feel like a billion dollars...why? As pic shows, you have literally ripped open a baggie of the bestest Grade A cocaine, rubbed it all over the nicest tits ever &amp; then snorting it off with a USD100 bill....Ol' Ben Franklin is probably cumming in his pants inside the bill...For u men, I can't also guarantee u cumming in your Calvin Kleins, but hard-ons are a given...so BE WARNED! Read with ur sister at own risk (lets not even go there)...<br /><br /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-DTrTaDLZm2M/TYvxPjblIcI/AAAAAAAAARs/-z5zcF8vsoY/s1600/1267581211216.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 279px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-DTrTaDLZm2M/TYvxPjblIcI/AAAAAAAAARs/-z5zcF8vsoY/s400/1267581211216.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5587825012194484674" border="0" /></a>(For the fags &amp; dykes, don't feel left out - it's going to be one hell of a ride for you too...assholes flaring &amp; loins burning notwithstanding...I guarantee you guys something, I promise...For now, just enjoy the pic first...<br /><br />For the romantics, well...errr, don't think this is the right forum for you (right now at least)...unless you want to go hardcore..meaning going from reading ur 'Romeo &amp; Juliet's &amp; 'Mills &amp; boon's to scanning Victoria Secret catalogues (just the models, without bothering about the words) as quick as I can get hard...<br /><br />Oh fuck...I got to go out for a meeting liao...my intro's not done BTW...to be continued...<br /><br />OH &amp; REALLY BY THE WAY - To all the mothers out there trying to stop their sons from blogging, I say 'Nice try, keep trying'...blah blah blah...ya, ya, ya...bitch, bitch, bitch...(inside joke for the insiders only)...<br /><br /><br /><img src="file:///C:/Users/sliew01/AppData/Local/Temp/moz-screenshot.png" alt="" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886500172105390246-6209125959939313155?l=johorkia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06427349651781301197noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886500172105390246.post-44796427529842064082010-05-02T17:18:00.000-07:002010-05-02T23:50:44.071-07:00To post or not to post...that's the question. For now at least, my answer is 'not to post'.<br /><br />After numerous death threats &amp; attempts on my life, I have decided to (for now) call it a day as Johor Kia...<br /><br />I may return tomorrow or the day after so keep your fingers &amp; toes crossed (I am trying to croos my toes right now...)...<br /><br />So thanks for the love &amp; support...you'll know when I'm back...Some parting words -<br /><br />Life as a blogger was short &amp; sweet,<br />Guess for now, I can only tweet,<br />My posts I know were full of it,<br />But to keep it decent &amp; alive is no easy feat...<br /><br />Well, guess that's that...<br /><br />Cheerios,<br />Johor Kia<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886500172105390246-4479642752984206408?l=johorkia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06427349651781301197noreply@blogger.com3